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Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
idk maybe i’m being a whiny mra or a hysterical white woman or whatever it’s #ontrend to call trans men these days but there is a very specific kind of bullying that is like. hypernormalized in online queer spaces especially but also extremely common irl. where cis women, esp cis queer women, will try to convince you that it is a) normal and b) harmless to just be mean to people because they’re men. just. tell you to your face that you should kill yourself for being a man and then when you say hey that’s fucked up they go no it isn’t you’re just a fragile loser male. try being less sensitive. idk if it’s Literally gaslighting but it sure feels like it is. directly hurting someone and then saying no, i didn’t hurt you, you hurt yourself by being fragile and pathetic. and it fucking gets in your head too bc i was literally out here for Years following people on this website who would make like 15 posts a day about how men should be shot in the streets or whatever and they had me convinced that i Deserved to see that stuff and Deserved to hate myself for being trans because that was just proof that i was being weak and fragile. as if being upset by someone hating you for an inherent aspect of your identity isn’t the most rational response on earth lol
Crazy how so many “progressive” people will just regurgitate toxic conservative ideologies. “You shouldn’t feel bad when I mock and attack you for an innate part of your identity if you’re a man! Men are supposed to be tough and not feel emotion!” Ridiculous. I’m sorry you have to deal with that
deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game
like not that people don’t treat service employees like human garbage the world over but i feel like america is truly unique in the perverted obsession with forcing them to act super fucking jazzed about it
americans will be like if i don’t think the cashier at this walgreens is deriving spiritual moral and sexual pleasure from doing this job ill firebomb the fuckign building
There is something deeply funny about pseudoscientific theories of nutrition that end up like “the healthiest lunch is an apple and four shots of whiskey ❤️”
— If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, I… I accidentally switched them back, so… I gave Harlan… — The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.
KNIVES OUT (2019)dir. Rian Johnson
I love this moment, not just because of the twist, but also because Marta has been dying the whole movie with not only fear and grief, but guilt at having caused the death of her patient, her friend.
For Benoit to take the time to reassure that this was not her fault, in way that is so kind and so clear, was lovely.
“You are a good nurse.” You can tell when he says that the he truly understands what is paining her the most. Just beautiful.
I have so much love for this film, and for the moment following this where Benoit tells her that, if Harlan had listened to her, he would still be alive. The blame is taken from her, in the kindest possible way, by someone she trusts. After all the goalpost moving and ‘ah, gotcha!’ and obsession with spoilers in cinema over the last decade, with characterisation abandoned and plotlines left unresolved, knives out is a kind film. It isn’t obsessed with tricking you or catching you out, just wants you along for the ride
Kevin McCarthy losing fourfive six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023’s boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that’s beautiful
like sure it’s terrible that our government is such a goddamn circus, but the GOP dug themselves into this hole so we might as well point and laugh. here are some of the funnier updates from day 2 of this shit show: